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shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

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(Source: pancakessexual, via fridaynightlike-this)

slimgoodymakeba:

numba-one-flaya:

why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”

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(via foreverboredashell)

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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(via givingberlin)

american-eater:

do u ever ship something so hard

that you literally cant imagine either of them w someone else

like its not that you dont want to imagine them with someone else 

its that you cant

(via younoblestranger)

AWWW

(Source: the-cab-rock, via strongerwinds)

elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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(via hahallucinations)

bitchmymomisadragqueen:

Congrats Brad and Angelina On Getting Married.

(via givingberlin)